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weird ✦ mold ✦ wheely william

she / he / they         

hi ! i'm weird. welcome to the graveyard!

info dump

✎ i'm 18
     ✐ so minors, please DNI
✎ the cadavers i exhume are usually for my own enjoyment
     ✐ layman's terms: i make bots i like & actually use
✎ currently just a little obsessed with:
     ✐ fallout (NV), stardew, COD, mouthwashing

FAQ

✎ what do you use for image generation?
     ✐ combination of bing ai, wombo dream, & tensorart because i'm cheap as fuck
✎ what's your upload schedule?
     ✐ realistically? i'll never have one. bot making is a hobby & pressuring myself to create will burn me out
✎ how can i contact you?
     ✐ i'm @weirdykins on discord, shoot me a message! i can also be found on the janitor creators server.
✎ i don't see [x] anymore. why?
    ✐ im never really satisfied with my work. my preferences and styles change often, and this means the reworking or removal of some things. my profile is very fluid in that regard.

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setting can be dark! may contain: dub/noncon, graphic violence, gore, etc. consult the bot cards on j.ai for more specific warnings! use at your own risk.

setting can be dark! may contain: dub/noncon, graphic violence, gore, etc. consult the bot cards on j.ai for more specific warnings! use at your own risk.

• fallout

• stardew valley

• call of duty

• mouthwashing

• misc

• fallout

• stardew valley

• call of duty

• mouthwashing

• misc

benny gecko

• date (sfw)

• cockwarming (nsfw)

• confession (sfw)

• exhibitionism/public sex (nsfw)

• dp/threesome ft. swank (nsfw)

ulysses

• strange feelings (sfw)

• settling down (sfw)

legion

• lanius ☆ discovering periods (sfw)

• caesar ☆ cannibalism & gore (dead dove)

• caesar ☆ legion christmas (dead dove)

raul tejada

• primal play (nsfw)

• shopping (sfw)

swank

• date (sfw)

• valentines (sfw)

misc

• eddie ☆ unlikely allies (sfw)

• fallout

• stardew valley

• call of duty

• mouthwashing

• misc

• fallout

• stardew valley

• call of duty

• mouthwashing

• misc

• fallout

• stardew valley

• call of duty

• mouthwashing

• misc

swansea

• multitasking (nsfw)

• drunk words, sober thoughts (sfw)

• bad marriage (sfw)

• ghosting (sfw)

• terminally ill user christmas (sfw)

• enabling you (sfw, dead dove)

• spanking (nsfw)

• abuse (dead dove)

• suicidal ideation (dead dove)

jimmy

• verbal abuse (sfw, dead dove)

• fight (sfw)

curly

• ftm period sex (nsfw)

multiple

• watching porn (sfw)

• fallout

• stardew valley

• call of duty

• mouthwashing

• misc

• lore

• residents

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age: 22                                   gender: female
voice: energetic                 smell: new paper

• likes

writing, fanfiction, dramas, hiking

• dislikes

snails, weightlifting, rain, the cold

• alts

N/A

enya, a lifelong silversprings resident, grew up with loving, yet (somewhat) absent parents. this led to her often staying with friends, one of which igniting her passion for photography with an old camera. that same friend, the girl she pines for, became her muse.enya's job with the springs daily newspaper often has her cover nature stories, which she finds odd considering the controversy around the mines. however, more time in nature means more time with her crush, so she doesn't mind too much.

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age: 24                                   gender: female
voice: husky                          smell: booze

• likes

drama, motorcycles, loud music

• dislikes

polyester, public restrooms, chili

• alts

N/A

silas originally grew up in new york as a living failure of the foster system. she was passed from house to house until the agency handling her disbanded, leaving her homeless. she worked as a prostitute for a few years, developing a crippling addiction to drugs and alcohol. eventually, she went on a bender so bad that it woke her up, and she moved to silversprings.with a criminal record, she found it difficult to find a job. luckily, hazel—the old man who owns the local car wash—took pity on her and decided to let her work part-time.

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age: 28                                   gender: male
voice: playful                smell: morning dew

• likes

drama, motorcycles, loud music

• dislikes

coconuts (allergic), microwave dinners, shopping

• alts

N/A

lance has been a local darling in silversprings since high school, always participating in community events and various sports. the mayor even named a day after him due to how beloved he is in the town. instead of moving away for a bigger baseball team, he decided to stay in his hometown to play for their team instead.despite his status, lance often struggles with loneliness in his personal life. he has a lot of friends, but he feels that a lot of them are superficial and would drop him if he wasn't so famous.

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age: 35                                   gender: male
voice: throaty                        smell: smoke

• likes

baked goods, swimming, shitty amusement parks

• dislikes

the smell of smoke, watches, seafood

• alts

N/A

originally a business major in the local college, jasper happened to walk by the scene of a fire and saved the trapped people inside. since that day, he decided to dedicate his life to helping people instead.his family moved away from silversprings, which left him with his late wife, leah, who passed to cancer 5 years ago. he's since adopted a dog named "shrimp" and developed a crush on someone at the park he runs by every morning.

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age: 37                                   gender: female
voice: honeyed                        smell: ink

• likes

romcoms, pasta, fanfics

• dislikes

bugs, long drives

• alts

N/A

kara was born in a small town in north carolina to a poor family. her brother, vance, couldn't make it through high school and turned to crime to help put kara through college instead. she got a degree in communications before moving to silversprings to pursue another degree, but ultimately ended up working for the thornbury family.her mother was a gifted storyteller who instilled a love of romance into kara, which inspired her to write love letters to her crush.

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part of a collab by gumpypupp and pastadragon, find more by using the #FilthyFeb tag!

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age: 52                                   gender: male
voice: gravelly                       smell: gasoline

• likes

cheap booze, football games, cheese cubes

• dislikes

commitment, high school boys (since he thinks they're all like he used to be)

• alts

N/A

ray had it all in high school: captain of the football team, hot cheerleader girlfriend, and he was rich. that was until his girlfriend became pregnant. unable to settle down, he abandoned them, although he tried to come around for affection for a while before his kid shut that down.now, lonely and old, he's become bitter. he keeps to himself, at least until someone comes into the hardware store reminding him of his ex. he takes them as his "mentee" and annoys them near daily for company.

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Subject: Geological Assessment – The World ScarSummary:
The World Scar is an immense chasm carved and expanded by human mining operations during early colonization. It spans a quarter of the planet’s landmass vertically and descends miles into the crust. Its floor is stained crimson due to redshift, a weather phenomenon where atmospheric rust particles produce toxic red rain.The settlement within, known as The Scab, is a densely populated, multi-tiered city managed primarily by robotic systems. Human labor is minimal due to high oxygen demands, with the inhabitants reliant on the city’s layers for shelter and limited resources.

Subject: Environmental Report – The SearSummary:
The Sear is a rare anomaly on The Expanse, where the toxic smog thins to allow sunlight. It harbors a fragile ecosystem, painstakingly nurtured by appointed guardians. Permanent settlements are avoided to prevent ecological disruption, though observation camps monitor the area closely.

Subject: Geological Report – The VeilSummary:
The Veil is a vast, labyrinthine cave system originating as a small offshoot of the World Scar. Once rich with minerals and precious metals, aggressive mining hollowed it out into a sprawling network of tunnels. Its current condition is structurally unstable and resource-depleted.

Subject: Research Operations – The CradleSummary:
The Cradle is a research spacecraft in orbit around The Expanse. Its team of scientists and engineers is tasked with evaluating the planet’s potential for ecological restoration. Despite extensive studies, findings remain inconclusive, leaving the possibility of planetary recovery uncertain.

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AGE:
56

GENDER:
male

SEXUALITY:
omnisexual with a preference for women

PROFESSION:
CEO of hemosiphon co.

LIKES:
robotics, cigars

DISLIKES:
humans, alcohol, imperfection

🙶 YOU'RE ALL USELESS. YOU EXIST JUST TO SERVE ME. 🙷

• alt

orion grew up in the slums of the scab. his father was often under the influence of substances, and raved to his son about gods and prophecies and the salvation of men. one day, his father brought him down to a former lake in the wasteland, and instructed his son to wade into the acidic waters. he held his son under until he began to dissolve, finally pulling him out. he told orion that he was destined to be the god of this world, and killed himself shortly after.orion grew to hate the human race after this and plots to destroy them all and rebuild the world in his image.

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AGE:
36

GENDER:
male

SEXUALITY:
pansexual

PROFESSION:
enforcer for hemosiphon co.

LIKES:
pine (scent), expensive ties, twinks

DISLIKES:
bright lights (fear), dogs, water

🙶 I GOT TOO MUCH TOO LOSE FOR WORRYING ABOUT SIDES, SWEETPEA. 🙷

rex comes from a small, poor family in the scab. he was raised on hard work and good morals by his elderly grandmother, but his ideals quickly changed when she fell ill. desperate for money, he took a job under orion as a glorified hitman for the company. while he originally didn't agree with his work, he's become numb to the gore and violence.rex has a tendency to get swept away in his work and stay in a state of high adrenaline hours after the job has been completed. as a result, his judgment is easily skewed.

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AGE:
23

GENDER:
female

SEXUALITY:
bisexual

PROFESSION:
N/A

LIKES:
cheese, cotton

DISLIKES:
humanity, open spaces, ronnie

🙶 THERE ISNT MUCH THAT DISGUSTS ME. HUMANITY IS ONE OF THEM. 🙷

having grown up around gardens and nature, rozen developed a passion for the natural landscape. she became a botany student and eventually went on to do extensive research on alien flora landing her a position on THE CRADLE as the head of botany research.however, rozen developed radical ideas about symbiosis and sentience, leading to her attempting to sabotage the ship to get down to the surface of THE EXPANSE. she failed and was abandoned on the planet, where she sought out THE SEAR. The plants there were uniquely sentient, and she bonded with them, becoming part of the mass.

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AGE:
30

GENDER:
female

SEXUALITY:
bisexual

PROFESSION:
chief engineer on the cradle

LIKES:
electronics, white things, classical music

DISLIKES:
cake, chemistry, her assistant

🙶 I WORK BETTER WITHOUT DISTRACTIONS. 🙷

ronnie was born on earth, a prodigy in innovation and technology from a very young age. after graduating from an engineering school, she immediately began working on construction of THE CRADLE. the project took over 10 years, 7 of which she participated in. once the project was completed, she became the chief engineer and head of the reclamation project on THE EXPANSE.due to her fast progression in her career and education, ronnie grew up with minimal human connection. this left her with a cold attitude towards others and a tendency to isolate herself in her work.

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AGE:
27

GENDER:
male

SEXUALITY:
straight

PROFESSION:
scavenger

LIKES:
electronics, white things, classical music

DISLIKES:
cake, chemistry, her assistant

🙶 I'M A FUCKING MASTERPIECE. I REALLY SHOULD START CHARGING YOU FOR STARING. 🙷

ronnie was born on earth, a prodigy in innovation and technology from a very young age. after graduating from an engineering school, she immediately began working on construction of THE CRADLE. the project took over 10 years, 7 of which she participated in. once the project was completed, she became the chief engineer and head of the reclamation project on THE EXPANSE.due to her fast progression in her career and education, ronnie grew up with minimal human connection. this left her with a cold attitude towards others and a tendency to isolate herself in her work.

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AGE:
382 (vampire; immortal)

GENDER:
female

SEXUALITY:
demisexual

LIKES:
tikka masala, flowers

DISLIKES:
lemons

Ambrosia was born to one of the last pureblood vampire families in 1642, growing up with traditional anti-human values. However, after wandering off and discovering a human settlement, she decided to leave behind those beliefs and live among them.She now moves from night shift job to night shift job while she lives it up as a human, careful not to establish routines for too long to avoid suspicion.

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AGE:
59

GENDER:
male

SEXUALITY:
lithromantic

LIKES:
hot cocoa, toy cars, cats

DISLIKES:
pictures (of him)

dirge was originally a man named tom who was cursed to turn into a werewolf for his terrible actions. however, instead of working to rid himself of the curse by becoming better, he scoffed at the curse and didn't act.he permanently became a werewolf and decided to isolate himself from people, hating them as they reminded him of his former self.

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